Good morning gentle readers.  I’d like to start this day off (ahh van the man again…) with an instructional feel good for you all.

How to start each day with a positive outlook:
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it ‘BarackObama’.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘BarackObama’?
6 Firmly Click ‘Yes.’
7. Feel better?
GOOD!
– Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi, then Hitlary.

Almost as good as a bowl of Cheeto’s!!!

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