thats it i want a tag and bag license on stupid people

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i’ve had it gentle readers, i’ve had it!  my stupid people limits been reached and breached and im going to be offending everyone and everything and dammit i dont give a flying fuck.  im not socially unattractive for nothing you know.  if you are of the gentle persuasion and are easily offended DO NOT READ THIS ENTRY.  i am using terms that i do not generally use as they are as offensive as can be but today is an exception and they accurately describe the stupid people i am talking about.  but again, if you are easily offended…. come back later.

where do i start?  waking up would be good but thats generic and doesnt really grasp the stupid people that i see all around me, and believe me they’re ALL AROUND ME!.  so… lets start with the other day when im on my way to work.  just for starters you know.  im not counting yet the people i see on delphiforums.  so, im up, i have my coffee and im watching nbc10 news – the philly station.  dare i say philly is full of stupid people?  i read on one forum i truly enjoy on delphi that some jackass in philly opened fire on a bus.  yes – you read right – some jackass opened fire on a bus because i believe his old lady was on the bus.  or it could have been her old man.  i dont know – my stupid people alarm was going off and i had my coffee in one hand my head in the other in shock. philly used to be the city of brotherly love.  used to be…  then came the quick story of the black juvenile delinquents (im calling a spade a spade and if you dont like it count your lucky stars i didnt call them niggers cause thats how they behaved) who are “flash mobbing”  in center city.  now when i was a teen, they were called wolf packs.  apparently these jackasses unite thru facebook and congregate in an area of center city and beat up citizens, rob stores – im sure you get the picture.  STUPID PEOPLE ALERT!  while i hate cops with a passion, the head honcho really stepped up and is putting out more cops and is monitoring facebook (how, i have not a clue) in order to keep the peace and protect the cititzens.  but im telling you – i miss the days of mayor rizzo and his stormtroopers.  while his stormtroopers erred on the side of criminality lol, philly was much safer then.

but i digress. i sadly watched the news and oh boy, what a way to start the day.  i’ll deal with stupidity in the gubbermint later.  particularly homeland stupidity’s tsa (napolitano needs no discussion – she is the posterchild for grande stupidity)….  and our nigger chief of the department of justice holder.  (yes. very.angry.at.his.discrimination.against.whites.).  so, i leave for work. (sidebar)  i love my job.  im very happy at my job.  i ooze excellent customer service and treat customers the way i want to be treated.  i pull onto route 340 and make it about a mile when a bus, yes a bus, i’ve never seen a bus on 340 before pulls.out.in.front.of.me causing me to lock up my breaks.  the bastard looked right at me and pulled out in front of me.  i looked up at the sky and asked – REALLY?  REALLY?  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? *STUPID PEOPLE SIREN GOING OFF.*  and naturally, the bus stopped at every other amish house to pick them up.  i wasnt able to pass them for another mile.  sigh.  the rest of the day went well, i got home with only a few minor stupid people issues, nothing really worth writing about, its the major Stupid People that i need to hunt down for my sanity’s sake.  or whats left of my sanity that is.  the stupid people are truly trying my patience.

i wont talk about leaving work on saturday.  pulling out onto rt30 in lancaster is INSANE!!!!  but that brings me to my utter hatred and loathing of TOURISTS!!!ELEVENTY!!!  now, i live in what is basically amish country.  its GORGEOUS.  farms, amish shoppes, the best fucking produce you can possibly get in season. (i live for it all winter long lol and just picked up some dilly beans yesterday mm mm good!).  im roughly a half hour from bird-in-hand, paradise, intercourse and the lancaster outlet malls!  shopping is fantastic, especially at the malls.  until tourist season sets in…  now i’ve been a tourist in my time all over the world.  that being said, i go out of my way NOT to be a stupid tourist.  i do not drive 15mph UNDER the speed limit, i pull into the turning lane to make left turns and i can pretty well figure out how to navigate obstacles on the road.  unlike the tourists who come to lancaster.  STUPID PEOPLE FROM NEW YORK, JERSEY, POINTS WEST LIKE COLORADO ETC.  WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM??????????  have you never seen a farm before?  ok  i grant you that you’ve never seen an amish farmer plowing his fields with a team of 4 or 6 or a 10 year old plowing with the same but for the love of god pull off the fucking road already so everyone else can continue down the road!  i know seeing a pony cart with amish kids is cute but you do see that the shoulder is wide enough to contain the cart or buggy so traffic can flow dont you?  most of us have places to go and some of us are going home from work or are out for a putt.  and when we’re out for a putt and during a heat wave, doing 15mph under the speed-limit because you just have to watch whats going on or you are too afraid to pass a buggy makes us exceedingly angry, especially me because im armed.  and im heavily sedated for YOUR protection.  you’re here to visit, we LIVE HERE!!!

ok, im venting.  better vent than the alternative – but hey, in today’s society, its just a matter of time… but what brought on this rant?  i worked my ass off today and was wiped by the end of my day.  i got home with only a few stupid people making me go grrrrr.  nothing really THAT BAD, with the exception of the travel trailer driven by an old guy who just wouldnt speed up and who slowed down with every oncoming car.  sigh.  so i get home and try to take a nap.  no such luck in this house.  my beloved sent me a text – ice-cream good.  dont wake me up to tell me ice-cream good.  i sent back – you pick it up.  i got back a sigh, ok.  yeah. joy.  if you want me to get something, just fucking ask me already.  so, a little later, i go get the ice-cream.  i pull into the turkey hill and go in for the chocolate chip cookie dough (mine and dont touch it or i’ll cut your hand off) and mint chocolate chip for my beloved.  i walk out of the store, hold the door for a couple people and look for my car, and there it is. there it is…. a grade a stupid STUPID person.  an old handicapped lady who couldnt park her car.  a short handicapped old lady who couldnt park her car. and sadly her passenger window was open.  now i am in all actuality a very nice person.  i hold doors open for people.  when shopping, if someone cant get something on a top shelf, i get it for them (i really think my mom had me for that very reason). so i generally keep my mouth shut until i really cant take it anymore (like the wegmans incident a year or so ago that almost resulted in an assault charge).  but this lady could not park the large suv she was driving.  she parked it caddy-corner in the spot next to me almost blocking me in.  i stood there.  i looked at her car, then at larry.  i looked at her car and then at larry again.  all i had was 6 inches of clearance to TRY to get out.  i looked at her then at her car and at then larry again and then at her passenger window.  my stupid people alarm was, by this time SHRIEKING, THE SIREN WAS GOING WOOO WOOO WOOO WOO and i was shaking.  because she was a short, old, handicapped lady i was not, ok could not say anything mean ugly or nasty to her.  i was raised right you know.  despite being crude rude and socially unattractive, there are some things i dont do.  my mom would come back from the dead and kick my ass. and i was still shaking. so i get into larry, look over both of my shoulders making sure there was no-one coming into the turkey hill then cut the wheel as hard as i could and slowly backed out then cutting it the other way to finish backing out and making sure NOT to hit the guy pumping gas.  i think picked up my cell, chirped my beloved and said OLD HANDICAPPED PEOPLE SHOULD NOT DRIVE!!!

another quick aside – another thing i absolutely abhor is telemarketers.  my fone is on the national do not call registry.  i’ve had several calls from 602.264.2270.  i googled the number and lo and behold – its a telemarketer!  my (jesus a philly cop’s been charge with sexual assault STUPID PEOPLE ALERT STUPID PEOPLE ALERT AND HE SHOULD BE DRAWN AND QUARTERED – i take no prisoners and show no quarter to sexual predators/assaulters and want them in the general population, they’ll get what they truly deserve then) answering message states that my number is listed with the do not call registry but as i know that this is a telemarketer, i answered the call for the second time and stated this fone is on the do not call registry, you will be reported to the do not call registry and my states attorney general. both times when i’ve picked up, there is silence on the line.  suffice it to say this time they hung up when i told them about my fone.  <eseg>

we have a ‘wise latina” on the supreme court who has no fucking business being there as she legislates from the bench and is as biased as can be (she needs/wants the illegal wetbacks for the democrat votes) and as for kagan – she’s a fucking fiasco with no experience.  i have a congressman from pa – mike taylor i think (dont quote me) a democrat who called his constituents terrorists.  you bastard – we’re watching and YOUR FIRED.  we are coming for you. we who call ourselves tea partiers are concerned with one thing, the rule of law based on the constitution.  you do remember the constitution dont you?  its what made our country what it is, and if you don’t believe in the Constitution – get your sorry ass out of office or better yet – we’re coming for you YOUR FIRED!  you have no fucking business calling any constituents terrorists.  and holder – napolitano – you better get that thru your fucking heads you racist pieces of shit.  we’re coming for you.  YOUR FIRED.  holder – the new black panther party is a bunch of pussies like you – they couldnt intimidate me, a little white girl and they are as racist as you are.  we are not going to take it anymore.  they arent the only ones carrying and afraid to fire.  and i strongly suggest you get it thru your nappy head that BLACK ON WHITE CRIME IS HATE CRIME AND START PROSECUTING.  AGAIN WE’RE COMING FOR YOU YOU BLACK BASTARD.  if you dont start acting like a fucking doj chief is SUPPOSED TO, you have only yourself to blame when the lynchings begin.  you didnt think we didnt see thru your fast and furious gunrunning scheme did you?  we’re not as stupid as you think we are. well, not all of us are – you may have the lemmings and the sheeple fooled but the sheepdogs – those of use who have brains and the eyes that see arent fooled.  only a FUCKING MORON would give guns to mexican drug dealers and then try to restrict guns to american citizens on the border states so they can protect their wives and children from being raped and or killed and protect their land from the illegal aliens you so graciously welcome into OUR country.  dumbfuck.  and you’re the doj czar.  asshole.  my fucking stupid people alarm is shrieking again.  our gubbermint is chock full of stupid people and they show it day in and day out.  our vp, biden, stupid person extraordinaire called his citizens terrorists.  how the fuck did that jackass manage to stay in office.  he should have been removed from office for that remark – he is not fit for office.  biden – we’re coming for you, YOUR FIRED.

then our nigger in chief, ok, half nigger in chief obummer, spends most of his time golfing while our country is tanking.  that bastard is doing everything he can to turn our great country into a socialist state.  our country is in its worst debt crisis ever and that bastard doesnt accept the blame for ANYTHING that has happened during his tenure and then had the balls to tell congress and the senate not to call his bluff.  bluff?  what bluff? that bastard has no fucking clue how to run a country much less create a budget – something he’s never done and which he’s constitutionally bound to.  then there is the senate – super stupidality extraordinaire (stupid siren on high)!  they play partisan ONLY because they dont know how to do anything else.  all the democrats want to do is spend spend spend our country into oblivion on their pet projects, welfare, welfare and every minority dependent program out there as that is their voter base and god forbid they lose their voter base of illegal immigrants, pets and dead people.  and the republicans wont cut spending enough.  and what appalled me the most was that nigger calling social security/welfare an entitlement.  im sorry but when the fuck is a program that we pay into an ENTITLEMENT?????  my stupid siren is screeching.  jeez i need a very stiff drink.  then there is michelle let them eat cake obummer.  i expect much more from a first lady, kind of like dressing in clothes that are well fitting and designed and not taking vacations in the stratosphere on airforce one with a staff of gods know how many while us little people are struggling to survive.  our potus is supposed to lead by example.  if we are supposed to “eat our peas” then dammit – give us an example to follow rather than going on golf holidays constantly and throwing birthday fundraisers you bastard.  while i agree to a point on michelles war on childhood obesity, mebbe she should make the effort to lose some herself and not throw birthday bbq’s with pasta salad etc.  our white house looks like they’re movin on up, to the east side, with a deluxe apartment in the sky.  jfk wasnt much better, he turned our white house into a whore house.  i guess its a democrat thang.  now to be fair everyone, i have hated the gubbermint for oh, say 30 some odd years starting with the reagan years and dont get me started with nancy just say no reagan.  i liked to party just as much as the next person lol.  our gubbermint has been corrupt for YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND WE HAVE LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT.  ITS TIME TO STOP THEM AND START OVER.  i truly believe a race war and revolution is in our future and im glad i live in the middle of nowhere.

oh yes, the department of homeland stupidity’s tsa.  supposedly legal sexual molestation.  i will not fly as i will be arrested for assault.  i will not allow ANYONE to touch me like that unless im married to them and you better thank your lucky stars my children are grown. and then there is the naked scanner.  why dont  you just hire playboy or penthouse napolitano?  we all know that your molesters do NOT delete the pictures.  and should i ever HAVE to fly, i will be flipping you the bird in the scanner and recording the whole incident, streaming it live to youtube – and try to stop me.  i will do everything in my power to make your fucking administration as publicly embarrassed as possible.  and i am not the only one who feels this way.  we are not going to take it anymore.  would you believe the tsa confiscated a diabetic’s insulin, stopped a gentleman who had a colostomy bag and proceeded to squeeze it hard enough to break it and spilling it all over him?  searching an elderly lady’s depends?  what the fuck is wrong with you people?  how much longer are you going to allow your liberty’s and freedoms taken away all in the name of “freedom”?  i truly believe that the majority of my fellow countrymen are FUCKING STUPID!

do i start about delphiforums and the fags and clergy who accept fags as ok?  OH HELL NO.  but ive been writing for quite some time and im tired and i just dont have it in me to do it justice so that will be a stupid people post part deux.  so, in the name of being crude rude and socially unattractive, im leaving you with this:  FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME TO!

stand up and be counted – for what you are about to receive!~ if you are not outraged, you are NOT paying attention.

 

ok thats it i yield

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to you, old man winter.  gentle readers, this has been a winter from hell. not as bad as it was last year with 2 foot of snow every week for 3 weeks, but we’ve had shitloads of ice and today, as i put the heinous hounds out when i got up i opened the door and went oh, nice, snow.  didnt think anything of it.

so my morning goes as it usually does, i mainline my coffee (wawa’s columbian and dark roast mixed together – heavenly) take care of what little needs to be done so i can get my ass up and ready to go do my circuit training.  i truly enjoy circuit training exercising – it feels good inside and allows me to work out some of the rage i feel inside. specially when im doing squats  hence the refrain:  i hate you, i hate you, i hate you.  30 second of squats will hurt you.  carol the owner was laughing at me as i was doing them, she told me she used to say much the same.  i told her that when i was kickboxing, my mantra was dave i hate you, dave i hate you lol.  i would so love to get back into kickboxing along with circuit training.  i loved kickboxing for the exercise it gave me, but also for the ability to defend myself – and i can put a hurtin on someone if need be.

but the results im getting from the circuit training are impressive, cept for the usual holiday poundage  and a kickass fundraiser we had for some friends of ours who are in need.  it was basically a last minute we need to do this gig and we pulled it off with around 10 bands, a crap load of food (i made my world famous potato salad – 10lbs of it lol and there was only a bowl full when we cleaned up lol) and conning money out of everyone we could and never let it be said that there are some people you cant get money from.  my boy’s were told to give till it hurts nad i danced in front of them harassing them till they cracked open their wallets.  i dont care that you paid at the door, your giving till it hurts.  they gave, got a kiss and a hug and  i moved on to the next victim lol.  and i’ll be damned if my girl was there – sharon – i love ya sis!!!!  we sold tix for door prizes- lots of them and all of them were extremely nice, several tattoo’s, a couple piercing’s and a lot of neat stuff.  its what you do for your friends.  and if you dont, man you got something wrong with you.

but back to the snow.  i hate you now. i hate having to dig out the end of my driveway where the ever so polite plowers plow IN my driveway.  thats a good foot of hardpack snow.  lovely.  i dug a path to toms truck and broomed all the snow off it.  i dug a path to the shed and then a path for the inevitable river williams that comes with the meltdown and rain we get in april.  and march sometimes.  think of a river 6 foot across and around 6 inches deep.  you have to jump from the bottom step to make it to dry land.  but on a good note, the plowers actually plowed 2 full lanes instead of the usual 1.5.  amazing.  and it was fun watching the heinous hounds turn into snow dogs. pez rolls around in the snow, kilo noses down and throws it in the air.  i know they wish they were near me so i could throw snow on them but with ki being a runner, he has to stay on his lead and i dont particularly trust the pez NOT to try and chase a car.

i need to get a digital camera. i think i’ll do that soon so i can take pics of the things that amuse me and share them with you all. my life has changed dramatically from what i once was and now i can have fun. take pics.  scare the shit out of tom (need a pic for that).   then there is always the fun of pissing off a bunch of women who wish they lunched at delphi.  liberal ladies just cant handle the truth lmsao.  its like they’re allergic to the truth and facts and the name calling etc begins.  its almost too easy to piss them off.  but its still fun.  but their forum is actually a very good forum in some aspects – they truly care about each other (if your on the in group), they fully totally and completely support autism research (DAMN GOOD THING) and sometimes, they’re just funny as hell. i like to read there for the amusement factor.

huh. i have no song to leave you with. i was listening to phil collins i dont care anymore because, i dont care anymore about the snow!!!!  i cant take much more of it.  spring better get here soon or im going boomtown rats on someone.  i.hate.the.cold.  i wanna move south. i wanna move to the carribean where the people are excellent, the food fantastic and the smoke – remarkable.  but im thinking aruba as its rarely hurricane hit.  now to talk tom into it.  gonna take a while.

i am exceedingly proud of minime, she’s getting her gun license. naturally before she gets her drivers license……. but i told her that in order to obtain my blessing she needed to do a few things.  a) take a gun safety class where she will learn how to take it apart, clean it and put it back together, b) get a hammerless .38 – that way if need be she can shoot thru her purse with no issues and c)i forgot. lol.  a concealed carry is a must.  im looking into that for myself.    also a 16g and an 18g shotgun. cut down naturally – i’ll shoot you thru the wall if i have too.  id rather be tried by 6 than carried by 2. im not sure if i want a handgun or not.  a 9m is my kinda power.  i want to be able to stop an assailant. and if i have to empty a clip into him to stop him so be it. its me vs him and i will always win.

and my son, of whom i am exceedingly proud of is getting ready for college.  what an amazing kid he is.  we had a wonderful christmas with him that made me so very happy. we were able to talk, really talk and i think we got to clear the air about some things. my kid’s gonna go places. i just hope he learns to use his powers for good lol.

i still cant believe i have no tunes for you. probably because im still cold from the great dig out.  now that i’ve gotten myself back into writing, i feel good inside again so the tunes arent far behind.

and on that note, i shall bid you all a fond adieux gentle readers and hope that all is going well with you all.  i have missed you.

Jenny

son of a bitch

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if it can happen, it will happen to me gentle readers.  when i make plans, God in His infinite wisdom, laughs.

thank you for listening. lol

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