a new and improved pledge of allegience

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good evening gentle readers.  been a bit bored this weekend with the rain from hell yesterday (sucks to be down south where they got the tornados – please keep them in your prayers) and a windy day here but at least its sunny and i’ll take that over anything!

so im checking my email and got this from momma, one of the coolest ladies i’ve ever met and this email really says it all about the state of our education system much less the rest of our country…..  and if this is snoped and found to be false – it doesnt matter becuase if you really look at it – its the truth.  if you’re not outraged, your not paying attention.

who got an A+ for this entry
Since the Pledge of Allegiance 
The Lord’s Prayer 
Are not allowed in most 
Public schools anymore 
Because the word ‘God’ is mentioned….. 
A kid in Arizonawrote the attached 
NEW School prayer: 

“New Pledge of Allegiance”
Now I sit me down in school 
Where praying is against the rule 
For this great nation under God 
Finds mention of Him very odd. 

If scripture now the class recites, 
It violates the Bill of Rights. 
And anytime my head I bow 
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green, 
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.. 
The law is specific, the law is precise. 
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. 

For praying in a public hall 
Might offend someone with no faith at all.. 
In silence alone we must meditate, 
God’s name is prohibited by the state. 

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, 
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks… 
They’ve outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. 
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, 
And the ‘unwed daddy,’ our Senior King. 
It’s ‘inappropriate’ to teach right from wrong, 
We’re taught that such ‘judgments’ do not belong.. 

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, 
No word of God must reach this crowd. 

It’s scary here I must confess, 
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess. 
So, Lord, this silent plea I make: 
Should I be shot; My soul please take! 

Jesus said,  ‘If you are ashamed of me,  I will be ashamed of you before my Father.’ 

there is but one way.  John 3.16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.  pretty soon the choice will no longer be given.  think now about your place in eternity.  i know where i will spend eternity when He comes back to get us.  i hope to see you there.  just because one is socially unattractive does not mean one is not a bible believing christian.  you can be both and have a large time!  i know i do…… <seg>

A direction for jennyspeak???


As i went to sleep last night, i was wondering about the direction, if any, i want this blog to take. Do i want it to be political in nature? Religious? Biker? or just general meaness and mockery about all of the above and at life in general?

I dont know… it may be more seinfeld in nature – a blog about nothing lol.

But who knows. All i can think is that this is going to be one helluva lotta fun!

There is one thing that bothers me however about blogging. Trying to gauge the bloggers personality. The written word is not a medium that lends itself well to how a person truly “is” in real life. aw crap, that was my last smoke. So, you will find my entries to be liberally peppered with lol’s, and sidebar comments that will indicate my mental processes or thoughts, or lack thereof, my body language and assorted and sundry things like that.

Will i offend you? Mebbe. ok, probably lol. Will i make you laugh? if you are as deranged as i am, i certainly hope so.

I just hope you enjoy the show!

Keep the rubber side down.

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