like the first time wasnt bad enough gentle readers but this time i seem to have caught one helluva headcold (and i cant type for shit).  snuffly nose, bronchial cough (its familial), fever, headache, swollen tonsils and sore throat, i just cant win for losing.  ive got enough bills coming up this week that a doctor appointment isnt feasible so im back to my tried and true herbal remedies.  but in the mean time gentle readers, im going to die. yes you read right, im going to die i feel that bad.  grumps tells me to think positive and i tell him im positive im going to die .  dontcha hate it when you get the itchies on the roof of your mouth? lord almighty i hate that.

but on a happy note, i was blessed to talk to my minime, my eldest daughter who is so freakin scary intelligent you dont want to mess with her lol.  she takes her physical for the armed forces next week and is going in as an officer (she passed officer candidate school – c’mon, like i expected any less?????) and asked me to get her medical records as she had an appendectomy at 4 and thought they may ask for that.  my darling daughter, i doubt they’ll care about what happened when you were four but i got your back anytime, anywhere and i’ll send them out next week.  she’s also getting married in may and i could not have picked a better husband for her if i tried.  her intended is her match in brains, humor etc and is her perfect mate and son in law.  he even had the balls to stand up to me once and that aint no little thing lol.  he earned my respect then and has it now.

m’boy is doing wonderfully in his finance major – considering he has no problem making money, this should be a breeze for him lol. in many ways his is my minime (not in looks like m’daughter” but in personality, oh lord…) and is as brilliant as his sister and now that he’s found his way, i can only hope he learns to use his powers for good. please son, use them for good lol.

ive had so many lyrics going thru my bwain that ive not known where to turn, and i didnt want to do another whah im a bipolar bitch post.  there are several very excellent bipolar blogs out there that there really didnt need to be another one, im more fun in talking about my life, telling stories out my life (i got a ton of them lol) and maybe an occasional bipolar gig.  kinda like the time we were in st thomas… my bud screwball managed to cop along for the ride with us on that particular trip.  my dad had been talking about it and screw said can i come? and my dad, not thinking said if your parents will pay the airfare.  next day screw comes over and said my parents will pay airfare and what was my dad to do – bwahahahhaha so we had our adopted brother come along.

during the trip we met this kid who had some righteous smoke, along the lines of mowi wowi and he got us WASTED.  we were trying to take the elevator back up to the hotel (the hotel was on a cliff and you had to take an elevator down and up) and we were so stoned that the kid, looking at the button board saw the term westinghouse and pronounced it wessssstinnngggg hhhoooouuusseeee, to our complete and utter amusement (suffice it to say when the elevator opened we were still shrieking.  ahh that was a great trip, one of our best.  we ordered a case from room service and played quarters one night.  if my parents only knew – but they did catch us with a bottle of champagne and i told them it was mine – they all got sent back to the room and i was let go with the bottle – woot woot!!!

ive just downloaded an app on the recommendation of a friend – google sky. it shows you the constellations/stars/planets in the night sky and the planet i thought was venus turned out to be jupiter – how cool is that?  i get to figure out all the constellations and the m-class planets, its awesome.  and even during the day what stars/planets/constellations are still up there (just because its not night doesnt mean the stars go away!!!).  its weird though to be able to see planets from earth with your naked eye but its cool at the same time.

has anyone reading here watched the amish mafia?  holy chit its funny as hell and takes place right in my back yard.  i live seconds from lancaster county and i know exactly where lebanon levis office is – which in itself is funny as hell.  i know ok, i believe most of it is scripted – seriously how many people get away with blowing a hole in the windshield of a car on air, but still, its hysterical. then this freak from ohio – merlin? is his name? please what a pussy.  talks a big game he does and has a little midget to try to do his dirty work and an amish sidekick who aint all that bright if you ask me lol. so thats what he surrounds himself with.  i doubt he’ll take levi down. and i know where esther lives as well.  nickle mines is burned into the brains of everyone who lives around here and grumps and i used to ride past that school house frequently all those years ago.  but that show’s hysterical and amusing watching.  i laugh thru it.  sides theres nothing else on and i liked breaking amish.

like i said ive had many tunes running in the gray matter and this ones on high rotation – i am older now, i have more than what i wanted, but i wish that that i had started long before i did, there is so much time to make up everywhere you turn, time we have wasted on the way, so much water moving underneath the bridge, let the water come and carry us away…..

i send this out to my children – the lesson to learn, from their mother – its water under the bridge now. i love you two.  ya weirdos lol and you come by it honestly!!! ((((kidlings))))